Usually, the dark web marketplaces are famous for selling illegal drugs, weapons or in some cases renting hacking tools. But now, we have identified a listing in which a vendor going by the handle of “Etimbuk” is offering their services to anyone looking for revenge – Simply put, the vendor, apparently along with their group will beat the heck out of anyone you want.

The advertisement offers revenge services in USD 700.50 (BTC 0.5594). The listing’s description further explains that these services will be provided to people looking for “Revenge on ex, co-worker, neighbor, someone they hate, boss or an ex-friend.”

Screenshot from the Dark Web marketplace.

Furthermore, Etimbuk goes into details that they have helped thousands of people all over the world to get revenge on people who did something wrong to them and all that without getting traced. Here’s the complete description of the advertisement. Enjoy!

“Everything we do is 100% anonymous, untraceable and devastatingly effective!
With hundreds of revenge products, services and ideas I have helped thousands of people all over the world to get revenge on those who have done them wrong – getting revenge has never been so much fun!

Why You Should Get Revenge: Let’s face it – every day there is at least one person who really pisses us off and while it would be great to ram their head into a roaring fire, it’s not exactly practical and there are serious repercussions involved! That doesn’t mean that you shouldn’t get revenge though…far from it in fact! Revenge is a natural reaction. It is perfectly normal to want someone to feel the pain and anguish that you feel. After all, why should the person who’s ruined your day, your week or even your life get away Scott-free?

The answer is, “they shouldn’t” … and that is why you should get revenge on them. However, getting revenge on someone you hate is not without its pitfalls – but that’s why we’re here. We do all the dirty work for you! We will get your revenge for you – completely anonymously and legally.

There is no need for you to be worried about repercussions – we protect your identity at all costs and as we’re the ones who are doing the dirty work, then in actual fact, we’re the ones to blame. At last, there is a guilt-free way of getting revenge on someone you hate, without any of the dangers of doing it yourself. Remember, when we get revenge for you, everything is anonymous, untraceable and completely legal.”

This is not the first time when a dark web listing has offered violent activities in exchange for money. Last year, a dark web website was asking for funds to assassinate the President of United States Donald Trump and Vice President Mike Pence. However, when it comes to Etimbuk’s listing it is highly advised not to indulge yourself in such activities and enjoy the funny listing.


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Waqas

Waqas Amir is a Milan-based cybersecurity journalist with a passion for covering latest happenings in cyber security and tech world. In addition to being the founder of this website, Waqas is also into gaming, reading and investigative journalism.